an open email to my cousin

Word on the street is that we will have to attend a wedding? I know uDaMan is excited about it that will make 4 this year for her and the new B.F. (his nickname is still pending). Me I hate weddings, I might have to come down with a serious case of violent diarrhea the night of. In other news uDaMan will be celebrating her 21st B-Day on Saturday which she is also very excited about. I am not really sure why because the lush has been drinking at bars for the last 2 years anyway so you tell me what's the big fuckin' deal bitch? Personally I am just hoping to get some more shots like I did on Matt's 21st.

Now that's good Internet!!

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Yellowbeard
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Question: Why can't Paula Abdul find a man?
Answer: Her breath still smells like Arsenio's balls!!!