My Fucking Power is Out

Sunday 4:35 P.M. My Power goes out. So I decide to take a nap. The alarm clock beeps once at 7:45 to tell me that the power is back on. In the time it takes me to walk from my bed to the pisser to the kitchen the power is back off again. I finish what remains of my Subway Italian BMT and contimplate what I can accomplish with no power.

1. Mowing the lawn which I have put off now, fuck no it's raining
2. Listen to iPod
3. Read by candle light
4. Anything that I can accomplish on my laptop with the 75% battery life that remains with out use of the internet of course

Sunday 8:04 P.M. the power comes back on for good hopefully. What to do? Return to the couch and resume lazy unproductive Sunday watching TV. Dad just burned me a copy of Wolf Creek might as well start with that.

Hot Chicks = Lotta Hits

Her name is Elin Grindemyr, don't know where she is from but look at her who fucking cares.

My Balls Your Chin

The Song

Jessica Simpson has a hamberger pussy & asshole

One of my friends is very adamant about this. His theory is that Jessica Simpson although admittedly very beautiful hides a terrible secret. That secret is that her vagina and apparently matching asshole resemble hamburger meat. He goes on to further describe that this is the partly cooked and raw slightly gray, but still bloody brick of ground chuck. Not a small petite brick mind you, but a good 4-5 pound one. You know implying that her privates are not only ugly but also huge.

He is however very in love with Paris Hilton. Now in my humble opinion Paris is one of the most despicable human beings alive. But apparently that's OK because at least she doesn't have a Jessica Simpson hamburger pussy.

Right?

(Via Paris on Save Manny.)

Purchasing Software

It is very rare that I will use my hard earned money to purchase software. uDaMan & I split a license for BluePhoneElite back in December when we got our Razr phones. The time before that was probably 2 years ago when I purchased MPFreaker for tagging all of my illegally downloaded MP3 files. Now since I have no problem with stealing music it would be assumed that I have no problems stealing software either, or anything else that could be downloaded digitally for that matter.

Due to recent information certain regrets, or what some people describe as guilt have arisen in me. I have been using illegally cracked copies of my now newly purchased NetNews Wire & MarsEdit for about a year now. Hell every post I have made on this blog has been generated from MarsEdit. Now I do agree that people should be paid for there time and hard work. I am a graphic designer by trade and I will not give my services away for free so why should a software developer?

I respect the hard work and innovation which is shown throughout all of the software that I use. I also support small business and the work from home be your own boss business model that most of these developers represent. This is a hard role to take on financially which I can respect, knowing what it is like to live paycheck to paycheck. I realize that this is not an excuse and the software that I am using to generate my income (mostly the Adobe Creative Suite) is payed for by my employer. My employer has also purchased many other pieces of software based on my recommendations and needs. The aforementioned software was of corse usually used illegally either in collage as a learning tool or in my personal life. I realize that this is not an excuse, but it is also very similar to these developers offering demos or lite versions of there software. A good example of a lite software package isVoodooPad Lite another wonderful tool that makes my life easier. If I were to use these tools to make money or just as indispensable tools as a computer user I would of corse purchase them. However at my current financial state I am unable to purchase a good number of the tools that I use from day to day.

Today I became a proud user of NetNews Wire & MarsEdit, two tools that have become truly indispensable to me. At their asking price of $30 for the package it still seems a little bit like stealing. I will also highly recommend both of these to anyone who is reading RSS feeds or blogging. Both products will make you more efficient and organized which if you are like me will give you a better user experience over all. As for the other software I am currently stealing I apologize and vow that when I have to money you will get your fair share. You don't know who you are do here is a list:

CDFinder - best CD cataloging tool
Transmit - FTP Client
Launchbar - application launcher this will be the next one purchased, I could not live without it
CandyBar - my Mac would be a lot uglier without it
Synergy - iTunes Hot key utility, my friend actually purchased this and gave me his serial #

(Via NetNewsWire.)

It's Here

17 Inch MacBook Pro


Without the Blu-ray and HD-DVD burning drive as speculated, but still one hell of a portable computer. I would still wait until Macworld 2007 (that's in January) before even considering buying any new Mac. Personally I have always preferred the 15" models like the one that I currently own the 15" TiBook G4 1Ghz.

17 inch MacBook Pro Coming Next Week

17 inch MacBook Pro Coming Next Week: "The wait is almost over. Apple's 17' MacBook Pro is slated to hit the frontlines next week when it will be unveiled at the National Association of Broadcasters conference - this is a much earlier release then the original rumors..."

(Via MobileWhack.)

Holy Shit fucking Blu-ray and HD-DVD burning, I really hope this is true. My goal is to get a new Mac Laptop in 2007.

FREE BEER the next day

It is now the day after. I was unable to finish this post yesterday because time was running short. If you are not in a seat at Major's (the bar with the free beer) by 4:30 then you will have to stand to drink your beer. Pictured above is the one pound hamburger they serve as a $14 appetizer. If you eat the whole thing single handed you get a T-Shirt. I could probably pull off this feat, but I would be seriously crippled for about three days. We actually had a pretty good turnout this time J&J the husband and wife team, Fletcher, Metzler the Man Whore, and even the Franziatap showed up to get drunk and belligerent.



Now that I sit here reviewing this I realize that it is not a very interesting post. I originally planned to write some shit about how I never capitalize god, but I always capitalize FREE BEER. Now when I write the word beer or free by themselves I do not find it necessary to capitalize them. The only other time that this could occur would be with the words FREE PUSSY. or maybe one of these others:

FREE ASS SEX
FREE HEAD
FREE MONEY
FREE DRUGS
FREE AZNS
shit i can go on and on, but someone is walking into my store and she has to little fucking kids with her.

FREE BEER

So one of my friends tells me that a local bar is offering FREE BEER from 5-6 every Thursday. Being the sceptic that I am, I refused to believe this until I saw it for myself. And what do you know it is true so I am gonna go drink some tonight again.

One of those posts that could lead to trouble

So far today I have got my usual Saturday chores done, with the addition of finally cataloging a spindle of various CD/DVD media content and diversifying the content on my iPods. Now I am sitting in my garage with the short one enjoying the nice weather, new music and my wireless internet access. Just check out this juicy booty on flickr.

The remainder of this post has been edited out due to the fact that I could be harmful to the poster. This is very disappointing to me due to the fact that I spent the last 20 minuets writing that very lengthy post. I will try to rework and post it later.

gotta keep blogging

It looks like my last post was on 3/18/06. This is not good, no posting in almost a month. I have been really busy lately. I always say that if I could stop drinking and masturbating I could accomplish anything. Of course I would have better luck quitting sleeping & pooping. Since it is Spring now boozing & beating off are at there seasonal peek. That is as a combined effort of course. In the summer waking it seems to taper off cuz it seems that it is always to goddamn hot. Drinking will escalate for this same reason and combined with water sports & softball related drinking I am planning on having another fine shit faced year. Maybe this season I could also pick up a healthy drug habit?

On the other hand (pun intended) in the interest of accomplishing productive things, and possibly allowing the skin on my dick to return to normal instead of matching that tough layer of shit on the bottom of my foot. I could enter into a monogamous relation ship with another person. This way I can make her so all of the work until eventually we get sick of each other. At which point I will be trapped into something that I have herd called a commitment (am I using that correctly?) and will have no interest in fucking that commitment (still not sure?) and thus have to fill my day with other things.

This plan just might work, and as a bonus that fatter and uglier she is the sooner I will loose interest. Since there is always an abundance of fat and ugly I may have set a reachable goal for myself!