"pass the turkey, and try not to fuck it"

So I email this article to my friend because she is obsessed with Jake Gyllenhaal. About an hour later I get the following reply:

What the fuck?!?!? That luck bitch, she'll have have to clean the poop off his dick to suck it....dirty job but about a million women including me would do it!

Now I am wondering where are these millions of women ready and willing to do ATMs? Not the cash machines mind you but rather ASS TO MOUTH in case you are not up on your porno terminology. JohnnyP always used to say poop on your dick is OK as long as it's girl poop, and I salute any woman who is willing to clean the aforementioned poo off of my dick with her mouth.

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