In response to comments

Let me start by saying that I always appreciate the comments that I receive. Thanks to Stat Counter and face to face communications I know that there are a lot more readers out there who just don't leave comments. Don't worry I am not writing another "Leave a Fucking Comment Post" Instead I am writing in response to a particular comment from the most frequent commentator.

AFB said...

WTF is this shit. The is link sucks ass..... If your blog is going to be filled with this kind of shit, I will not visit it. anjaka is a fucking homo

--AFB

Now I refuse to sensor my comments. Anyone can write what ever the hell they want and I will not delete it. That is unless of course I suspect that the post is from a bot. Blogger has been seriously attached by hackers using bots at least 3 times that I have noticed since January. The blogs still remain up and readable, but new posts and comments are unable to be created. What these bots will usually do is create a buch of fake comments on a blog linking to ads or other blogs to produce revenue for the particular hacker who created the bot. Since I love comments so much I have notifications turned on. This causes blogger to send me an email notification telling me that there is a new comment. These bots have caused me to receive between 20 and 30 emails. The first time I had to manually delete all of the fake comments. Second time blogger did it for me. After the third time I didn't get notified or even see comments I was just denied access for awhile. This shows that blogger has been doing a good job of preventing these kinds of attacks. Anyone who has ever posted a comment will have seen one of these methods when prompted to enter a code do prove that they are human.

Anyway to make a long story even longer I believe that "anjaka" was a bot. It was a pretty damn good one to because it caused AFB to visit that lame ass blog that was overpopulated with ads. I wonder how much of it he actually read before coming back here and commenting. When I tried to track down "anjaka" I found that the profile had already been deleted. That brought me to this Scott Beau looking motherfucker. He is most likely responsible for either creating anjaka or hiring someone to do it for him. Either way I don't want to send him any traffic. However, if anyone feels the need to go over there an leave a nasty fucking comment, I can't stop you.

....to fully make up for it here is a link to a fantastic blog post. I didn't have a chance to read much else, but I was very satisfied after reading this. Just check it out and you will see why.

Crawley kids in a tilgate park

This one got me laughing pretty hard this morning. It starts out slow, but the payoff is huge!

Lance Bass is Gay

I don't know if this is old new, but it is certainly new to me. Personally I find this fucking hilarious and am now wondering which other boy band member will come out of the closet next. I would gestimate conservatively that at least 25% are into man ass. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I am not a conservative religious fascist or an ignorant redneck. It just helps to prove my theory that boy bands are gay and/or complete fucking posers.

http://www.spin.com/features/news/2006/07/060726_lancebass/

The Bloody Cunt Receptionist

10:09:19 AM AFB: OMG
10:09:36 AM AFB: Dude, check out the email I just got from the receptionist

10:09:52 AM AFB: We were emailing about Iron count for the Blood Drive

10:10:18 AM AFB: The sad thing is, I just had an awesome steak on Saturday! My blood cunt should have been good ;(

10:10:43 AM Yellowbeard: ha bloody cunts are never good

10:10:54 AM Yellowbeard: is she fly go get a pic of her

10:11:01 AM AFB: No

10:11:13 AM AFB: She is older. Nice redhead.. BUt married with children

10:11:23 AM AFB: I wonder if I should tell her about the slip!

10:12:05 AM Yellowbeard: for sure, just reply with it in quotes and say: i think i found a typo in this sentence.

10:12:24 AM AFB: I cant believe it made it past spell check!

10:14:32 AM Yellowbeard: well my spell check flags it on only 2 of the 4 applications i just tried it on 1 for 2 on email clients

10:14:48 AM AFB: Hmm

10:14:59 AM AFB: If I reply to that message, I will go down!

10:15:22 AM Yellowbeard: go down on her bloody cunt?

10:15:55 AM AFB: NASTY

10:16:16 AM Yellowbeard: u said it not me, freak

10:16:32 AM AFB: I didnt say that!

10:17:06 AM Yellowbeard: "If I reply to that message, I will go down!" then WTF is that supposed to mean?

10:17:31 AM AFB: Like down as in verbally repromanded by the x starved HR lady

10:18:21 AM Yellowbeard: that is BS all you did was catch a typo

10:18:49 AM AFB: I knwo

10:19:04 AM AFB: But I dont think I am going to tell her. SHe will feel retarded

10:25:32 AM darbarcer: I told her

10:27:17 AM yellowbeardmac: well what did she say?

10:27:46 AM darbarcer: She hasn't responded yet

10:35:27 AM darbarcer: She just called me to APOLOGIIZE!

Here is the email correspondence that started it all:
Bloody Cunt Receptionist:
A big "Thank you!" to everyone who participated in Monday's Blood Drive!

We ended up making our goal this time around (a minimum of 35 pints drawn), not always an easy feat! Here are the numbers:

AFB:
It would have been 34 useable Pints, but I didn't tell them about my Bovine injections in the Congo!

Bloody Cunt Receptionist:
Or about the needle-sharing episodes, eh???

AFB:
No, I told them about that... They let THAT slide... They said I had good Iron count!

Bloody Cunt Receptionist:
Oh, as oppsed to ME, is that it?!?

AFB:
Oh no, I didn't say that! I heard (other girl) just barely made it though... She needs to eat more red meat! All you ladies do Get that count up a bit!

Bloody Cunt Receptionist:
The sad thing is, I just had an awesome steak on Saturday! My blood cunt should have been good ;(

Faeries at the Comic-Con

Faeries at the Comic-Con
Originally uploaded by calibre68.

Just when I think I am getting sick of hearing about all the cool shit that goes on at comic-con I see something like this. Knowing that these hot ass women were walking around dressed like this makes me wish that I was there.

Fucking Xcel Energy

Apologies to any one who is attempting to hit my FTP site today. Most notably for the Slayer download, but also most of the other links provided in this blog. My fucking power went out again last night at 12:33 am. I know the exact time because my alarm clock went off for some odd reason and I got up and noted the time. The FTP server is set up to restart itself if it is shut down however there is one flaw in my set up. I am using DHCP to provide my IP addresses with the server set to the DMZ host. Well as everyone knows when the server leases a new IP from the router it will not necessarily be the same IP that is designated as the DMZ host. I have been spoiled lately because knowing this I remember to check and 9 times out of 10 it happens to pull the same IP. Today was one of those times when I forgot to check before leaving the house and of course it pulled a different one.

2 Things in closing:
a) I am getting really sick of this power outage shit. Even if it is only a flash off and on it really fucks up all my computer shit. Since this is happening on a bi-weekly bases I think it is time to write a letter to Xcel to complain before some expensive piece of hardware of mine gets fried.

b) Fixing my IP problem is really easy enough all I have to do is tell the server to lease a static IP and set that to the DMZ host. Sometimes I don't know why I am so fucking lazy.

Slayer - Christ Illusion - 2006

That's right new SLAYER album (release date 8/8/06). For any of you out there who don't give a shit and think that metal is dead FUCK YOU!!. I have been a fan since 1990 Seasons in the Abyss motherfucker. Some critics will say that they peaked in 1986 with Reign in Blood. The album is widely considered as one of the greatest metal albums ever made. This opinion was supported by the band themselves when they embarked on the Still Reigning Tour in 2004. The tour featured the original lineup back together for the first time since 1990. With the return of drummer Dave Lombardo Slayer would play the entire Reign in Blood album. Famously ending the show with the title track with a huge mushroom shaped fountain raining blood down on the band.



Since I am a post 1990 fan, I was fucking 8 when Reign in Blood came out, personally I disagree with the aforementioned "some critics". Slayer peaked for me in 1998 with Diabolus in Musica. This album feature some of my all time favorite tracks Slayer tracks namely Bitter Peace and Perversions of Pain. Don't get me wrong there fallow up to that 2001's God Hates Us All featured some of the best anti-christiam propaganda ever and was no disappointment. Just check out the following lines from the 2nd track Desciple:

Drones since the dawn of time
Compelled to live your sheltered lives
Not once has anyone ever seen
Such a rise of pure hypocracy
I'll instigate I'll free your mind
I'll show you what I've known all this time

God Hates Us All, God Hates Us All
You know it's true God hates this place
You know it's true he hates this race

I never said I wanted to be God's disciple
I'll never be the one to blindly follow

Man made virus infecting the world
Self-destruct human time bomb
What if there is no God would you think the fuckin' same
Wasting your life in a leap of blind faith
Wake the fuck up can't ignore what I say
I got my own philosophy

This new album will feature the first new material from the original lineup since Seasons in the Abyss. I have not herd it yet and my download has about 42 minutes left to go at the time of this post. With the title of the album and the cover art I can only speculate that I am in for some very welcome anti-jesus themes lyrics screamed over more dynamic a-typical Slyer progression.

*note this post will be amended with a download link as soon as I have it ready. For those of you who don't suck at the internet you can go to Kerazy Torrents and download it yourself. Just remember to be courteous to the members and say thanks. It could quite possibly be the best metal forum ever.

Download link as promised: Download Slayer - Christ Illusion - 2006

Preserved Craig's Listings

Please don't use certain personal items of mine

Date: 2006-05-24, 1:15PM EDT


Dear Roommate,

I know you were expecting me to be gone for the day. I know that I don’t usually come back to the house 15 minutes after I’ve left, but I forgot the document I was proofing last night and although I do have an e copy of it, I needed the notes I made on that copy while we watched a movie together last night. So, I had to come back home to get it.

It was in our living room that I noticed a familiar sound coming from my side of the house and figured I might have bumped it while getting something out of my drawer this morning and it turned itself on. I was not very prepared for what had really happened.

Now, I know that we’ve become closer over the last month or so then we ever have been. We both lost our significant other at approximately the same time. We’ve been doing more things together, like seeing movies, getting drinks, sun bathing, shopping and the like. I still don’t think that we’re close enough that we can share “personal” items of an intimate nature with each other. I know we’ve talked about sex, but this might have been a little bit over the line.

When I got to my bedroom door and you were there, face buried in my pillow, on your knees, nude with my vibrator penetrating your anus and your hand feverishly rubbing your clit, I have to admit, the sight took my breath away for a moment. Now, I’m not turned on by other women, but you took my breath away.

The first shock was the nakedness in my bed while I was not there; the second was that you were using my vibrator and the third that it was in your butt. Now, I’m not against butt play. I kind of like it sometimes. But a few sickening thoughts went through my head in the 10 seconds I stood there with my mouth gaping open before I left without you even noticing I was there.

How often did you use my vibrator? Why on my bed? Why in your butt? Did you wash it afterwards? Now, if you have used it in your butt before, then your butt has been in me since my toy has been in me. I was not aware that we were sharing bodily fluids. Maybe we should kiss tonight to close the circle. *shudders* I wouldn’t even let my boyfriend put his penis in my vagina after it had been in my butt (until a shower anyway) because I don’t want butt in my vagina.

I’ll be tossing my toy tonight. Or maybe I’ll just put it under your pillow. I don’t want it anymore. All I can think about is weather or not my vagina smells like a butt now. I think I’m going to have to buy a douche on the way home tonight. Would you like me to pick you up an enema so that your butt doesn’t smell like vagina? And I plan on burning my sheets, pillow and comforter tonight so I hope you don’t have plans for the fireplace.

Thinking about this and putting pen to paper over the subject has just made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

Sincerely,
Your Roommate


* this is in or around Oogiesville

Jesus Chrysler

Sweet Shirt

speechless
Originally uploaded by k.tommy.

This has to be the best top ever.

george washington

"He had a pocket full of horses and fucked the shit our of bears!"

the Stash MegaPost

POST REMOVED DUE TO OFFENSIVE NATURE

--YELLOWBEARD

Radmacher is Photogenic

So I get this IM yesterday from Radmacher, didn't think he knew how to use IM. To my surprise I was wrong. This doesn't happen often so I am genuinely shocked in these rare occasions. What he does not understand is that he has to set an avatar. I cannot bare to have that fucking YIM icon defacing my beautiful desktops. This is not a huge problem because Radmacher never takes a bad picture and people seem to take a lot of picture of him:

KR Pic 1 KR Pic 2 KR Pic 3 KR Pic 4 KR Pic 5 KR Pic 6

Now I realize that he does appear to be mentally challenged in most of these pics. He might also find the above collection pretty embarrassing. I have to admit when you put them all next to each other like that it does make him look a little fucked up.

Your next question might be, "how could you choose just one picture with all of those options?" Let me tell you it was pretty difficult, but I finally settled on this one:

Not just because it will look good as an avatar, but also because I can put it in the lower left hand corner of pictures. See how it looks like Radmacher is approving of this monkey getting a blowjob:

Stealing Bikes in NYC

I am so fucking board

Work has been so fucking slow ever since the 4th. I have had shit loads of time on my hands lately while on the clock. Of course I have managed to keep myself occupied here. I am currently trying to install Ubuntu Linix on one of the old iMacs collecting dust on the shelf. I have been able to keep up on my news feeds, although I am a little bit worried now about all of this Israel Hezbollah shit. Today's big new on it is that Bush actually used the word shit when discussing the issue with Tony Blair. Seriously the fucking thing has shown up on Digg like 4 times in the past fucking hour.

I did just find this picture on Flickr:

Butterface?
Originally uploaded by Knuckledragger.

The first thing you see of course is this chick fly ass. Hell, that is what got me to click in the first place. On the second viewing I discovered that the look on the guys face is much more interesting. This guy is obviously a gigantic fucking douchbag. The doughbags look is very perplexing and I was able to come up with 3 theories on why he would be have that fucked up expression.

1) The girl is a Butterface.
2) His Viagra has just kicked in.
3) The girl has just told him that she has herpes.

Feel free to comment with your own suggestions. Because as everybody knows I LIKE FEEDBACK!

Jon exposes Senator Stevens on neutrality

I know that the YouTube post are not the most popular, but I will make an exception in this case. Net Neutrality is currently a huge issue that will effect every one who uses the internet. If you are not up to speed on the debate I highly recommend you get with the program. To me there is really no debate and only one way to go on this issue: "DON'T LET THE GOVERNMENT SENSOR OUT INTERNET!"

“the sweet tang of rape”

I really want to put up daily posts, but I am having a hard time doing so. It is not because of lack of content. Currently I have about 2 dozen unfinished posts between my drafts folder in MarsEdit and on my VoodooPad. About 5 or 6 of them are actually pretty good. The problem is that I am my toughest critic and don't like posting things that I am unhappy with. That is why drunk posting is some times effective for me because it is usually off the cuff and not really well though out.

In addition to that I have had a lot of downtime at work this week so I have been able to keep up on my news feed. I would say that I have scanned through about 600-800 RSS feeds per day since the 4th of July weekend. Here are a few fun links from my del.icio.us account.

FireFox Beta due out soon

Leia's Metal Bikini

Baseball Pop Hierarchy

Blogger proves one red paper clip can indeed buy a house

An Idiot's Guide to Her Sexual History

Adam Carolla hangs up on Coulter

a website called TaintPuncher.com

I have to take advantage of this service

That is all for now, but remember you can always find plenty more on my del.icio.us account all of the interesting shit I find while surfing usually ends up there.

Keeley Hazell

If you don't know who Keeley Hazell is you are not using the internet correctly. A simple Google search will return over 1 million hits. The british 21 year olds beautiful natural tits have been plastered all over the internet for years now. One fan was kind enough to post a torrent file (12 MB worth) of high resolution Keeley pics. I have been kind enough to provide a direct link to the contents of this torrent below:

Keeley Hazell 79 High Resolution Pics download



Sorry about this one being the censored version. I was unable to find the one without that stupid fucking black bar. Once I do I promise that I will post it.

No Posts for Over a Week

Well fuckin' sorry. I have been really busy and for the most part really drunk. This includes 3 days of boating/tubin/wakeboarding, a pub crawl, and 2 evenings worth of bar visits besides that.

The pub crawl was fun. I will try to write more about it later, but the IRS said he would do the post. Since I fell into this event through hanging out with him I thought this sounded like a good idea. He knows all of the people and bars that we went to and probably even the order. He might also be able to get copies of all of the photos his friends took. The fuckers didn't even use a digital camera so I am not even going to try. All I got was a pic of one of the biggest douchebags that I ever met.


All of the wakeboarding that I got to do over the holiday weekend was very satisfying. Although my neck and my back are fucking killing me now. I am not sure if it is from the falls or the sun, but I am starting to feel better. We also started developing a very interesting game that involved completing a pass from the boat to the tube. Check out the video clip:


Unfortunately, but not really to my surprise I was unable to get any pussy over the holiday. Of course I am almost positive that AFB was getting his dick wet on our nations birthday. He is so patriotic that on even an average evening you can find him lubed up in his living room cornholing some AZN, chewing tobacco, drinking beer, and watching football, all while wearing american flag as a cape.